you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
How does one acquire holy water?
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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