Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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