I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
Randomize
