I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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