My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
