if you like me you must not know who I am
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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