You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I need to stop coming to work sober
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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