I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
