we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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