My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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