Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
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