It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
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