dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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