I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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