just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I think people are normalizing furries
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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