I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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