question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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