Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
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ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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