why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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