is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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