Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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