I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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