He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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