the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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