I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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