I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
They are going to name an STD after you.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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