Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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