Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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