How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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