he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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