Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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