i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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