I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
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