Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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