would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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