is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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