Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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