in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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