stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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