Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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