You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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