she was so not down for the gang bang
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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