So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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