It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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