I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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