Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
please don't ironically join a cult
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