I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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