That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
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