the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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