aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Randomize
