the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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