Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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